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Two words for idiot 'Anna' and 'Coren'

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Can nobody teach this woman to speak?

Tonight 'Hurry-cane High-mean-ezz'.

 

Three letters for idiots 'C' 'N' 'N' who hired this dickhead and didn't supply her with a producer with a tight rein.

 

Last Updated ( Thursday, 03 September 2009 14:14 )
 

CNN busts its boiler on AMAZING linguistics!

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Right, so the CNN chaps and chapesses are excellent at pronouncing all those Iraqi and Libyan names.  Conceded. (Except Anna Coren).

 

But get a load of this one from the pommie CNN Sports Guy on today's world wrap of sporting highlights  (31/8/09) 1/09 in Australia's longitudes.

 

'If Federer wins this one, it will be his first Grand Slam win since he became a father to six week old twins.'  Ummmmmmmmmm go figure!  Were they 6 weeks old when born?  And why does that make a difference?  Is he the one getting up in the night to breast-feed?  Sleep deprived from the crying?  Well, they have a right to cry being 6 weeks old at birth and being blamed already for their father's losses.

 

 

How to script a cooking show - we're in the 21st century now!

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Here in the tropics where TV is abysmal (because even the expensive satellite shows are compromised by rainstorms) we are treated to some of the poxiest reality shows of all time.  Quite the worst are two cooking shows - one hosted by a fat lady who tags herself as the 'barefoot contessa' and the other by an elderly, chunky, southern belle and her two reluctant, beefy sons, each of whom she addresses as 'sern'.  Their houses and kitchens are very beautiful.  BUT ...

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 15 July 2009 12:45 ) Read more...
 

Where did the verb go? Into the square brackets with all the other US omissions.

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Here's another great Americanism:  "I enjoy it as far as smoking it and do it as much as I can ...' .  It seems that much of America's language has been relegated to the square bracket (ie. 'imagine that I am completing this sentence but actually I am too darn lazy to do it and have not enough respect for the listener to speak properly').  Again, CNN, The American Network are villains here.  The way their reporters speak is really shocking, given that the medium of television is all about communication.  So what we have here should be 'I enjoy it as far as smoking GOES and do it as much as I can ...'.  It seems that now it is the fashion to drop the 'goes' and it IS a matter of laziness.  Americans are by far the laziest speakers in the world (and I thought Aussies were bad) and will short-cut sentences whenever possible, even if that means that the inherent meaning is lost.  That's why I rail against 'momentarily' (used instead of 'in a moment' ) as a throw to break.  It just isn't exchangeable.  It doesn't mean the same thing!

Spoken English will be important as the number of English-speaking nations grows.  It has taken over from French as the language of commerce now and if it isn't seem to be communicating, remember that the Chinese will be only too happy to ditch English and move Mandarin into its place.  And think what that will do to the Rap industry!  Im mean, the words of Fiddy Cent and Eminem will no longer make sense.  Whoops, my mistake.  They only marginally make sense as it is.

Last Updated ( Monday, 15 June 2009 02:21 )
 

CBS The American Network - a doozy

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The language on this station is very poor and overall, there's that guttural Yank thing happening eg. Katie Couric constantly growling 'Frum' instead of 'From' but today there was an interesting addition.

The President has 'heightened' taxation on cigarettes.  

 

Mmmm.  More to come as examples present. We'll be back 'momentarily' AND in a moment....

 

 


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