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Should TV hosts be decorative, brainy or both?

More on watching CNN, I am overwhelmed by the lack of 'quality control' in hosts!  Reporters are fat, ugly, with speech impediments, grammar challenged, adenoidal and facile and I am sure that this diverts from the matters they are laying before us!

 

Anderson Cooper is an exception as he is almost as urbane as the perfect Alex Trebek! His questions are mostly the sorts of things you would ask if you had the guts and the interviewee was a dinner guest.

 

Michael Holmes is a keeper.  Anna Coren's cow like moo is very annoying as are her Scientologist-like twinkling eyes. Contacts perhaps?  Then it may have been a good idea to pick blue ones to match her bottle blonde hairdo.

 

There is definitely a great need for good producers on CNN - the trend for presenters to stand is quite stressful to watch.  Nobody looks comfortable. A producer would fight for chairs.  Mind you no chairs means a budget saving.

 

I like the braininess of Christiane Amanpour but sometimes she verges on the preachiness that threatens the story. She is also a good looking woman, no dolly bird but with credibility, something so many of the other presenters lack.  

 

But the biggest complaint is the ever-dwindling playlist of news. When are they going to  cater for people who are interested in the whole world, not just whatever region CNN decides we may watch?

 

 

 

 

 

TV in Mexico

Now that I am here in glorious Puerto Vallarta, where the weather is perfect and the hardware stores ill-equipped (come on, you don't REALLY think they expect anyone to want a full range of wall anchors??) I have settled in to a life without any Aussie TV.  But wait!  Who's that? Noooooooo it's Anna Coren from TT mooing the news at me from the telly.  Strangely, though, she is not as bad on CNN as she was on 7 which just goes to show that perhaps she wasn't getting the production required to use her talents.  Though she still says 'ay' instead of 'a' and punches every word with the force of Joe Frazier.

 

Stan Grant is here and nobody cares about his 'scandalous' life and when my solar man today said he had never seen an aborigine, perhaps I should have pointed the spunky Stan out to him!  Michael Homes and that Stevens guy are also on my screen.  So I get enough of an Aussie fix thanks.  But I confess to missing SBS more than anything.  Anton Enus and his gang are newsreaders par excellence.  I even started watching soccer just so I could hear TUIPOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAA... evan-charlton do his trendy sign off.  Check him out chaps!  It's worth it!  As goldne a moment as Brian Naylor wishing that all our news could be good news or Uncle Eric Pearce looking right at me as he signed off 'and you.'

 

TV is woeful here but there are some amazing game shows and I will try to improve my Spanish so that I can  tell you what they are all about! Millionaire isstarting soon (great language practice as it is so darn slow.)  I'll be glued.

 

Due to work, I have only seen Jeopardy ONCE!!!!!

More soon,

Off for a dip on the pool now and maybe a G & T.

 

 

Impossible descriptions!

Here's the start of a collection of wacky descriptions containing opposites:

 

Deep down he is shallow.

 

He's an unequivocal prevaricator.

 

He's a de-cerebrate genius.

 

I'm filled with emptiness.

 

Got any more?  Please add to this list!

 

 

 


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