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Australian television is actually not all that bad

Never thought I would say this, but Australian television, despite the creeping 'common' element headed up by Eddie Everywhere at the Nines and Adam Boland at the Sevens and Courtney Gibson at the ABC, is better than that of many other countries, most of which have given up just as digital has come in and as the internet has pretty much moved in on the roles initially held by the TV medium.  CNN is UN-FRIGGING-WATCHABLE and sadly it is the rubbish bin of Aussie losers (Michael Holmes excepted), all with annoying speech defects and strange verbal tics (Ay! - who darn well started that one?).  As an ex-producer and quite a senior one, I am well in touch even now with the costs involved in mounting and then maintaining a show.  I was called 'The Budget Queen' for many years.  And for not too many pesos more, CNN could actually give us some FRIGGING CONTENT!!!!  Couldn't they?  Same goes for The American Network. They recycle programmes and promos over and over until it seems as though I am trapped in Abu Ghraib and this is another form of waterboarding I call Tellyboarding.  Force feeding crap and when you have had enough they fill you up again with more of the same.  And I have to PAY for the privilege.  I am thinking of writing to the stations and demanding a refund as connection to these 'non-television-stations' is a total con. 

Way better than that is the iTunes selection of radio stations.  Amazing stuff from all over the world, though I haven't been able to hook into Margaret Throsby's daily interview yet.  I always seem to be somewhere away from my computer.

I, for one, would love to be able to view EVERYTHING on the computer and cut off cable, satellite and all those delivery systems so that I never need to see CNN and their amateur lineup ever again.

Especially those whose photos are below: 

Anna Coren Marie Ramos (or why I need widescreen) Kirsty

This is not a finite list - more as they come to hand....

 

 

Where did the verb go? Into the square brackets with all the other US omissions.

Here's another great Americanism:  "I enjoy it as far as smoking it and do it as much as I can ...' .  It seems that much of America's language has been relegated to the square bracket (ie. 'imagine that I am completing this sentence but actually I am too darn lazy to do it and have not enough respect for the listener to speak properly').  Again, CNN, The American Network are villains here.  The way their reporters speak is really shocking, given that the medium of television is all about communication.  So what we have here should be 'I enjoy it as far as smoking GOES and do it as much as I can ...'.  It seems that now it is the fashion to drop the 'goes' and it IS a matter of laziness.  Americans are by far the laziest speakers in the world (and I thought Aussies were bad) and will short-cut sentences whenever possible, even if that means that the inherent meaning is lost.  That's why I rail against 'momentarily' (used instead of 'in a moment' ) as a throw to break.  It just isn't exchangeable.  It doesn't mean the same thing!

Spoken English will be important as the number of English-speaking nations grows.  It has taken over from French as the language of commerce now and if it isn't seem to be communicating, remember that the Chinese will be only too happy to ditch English and move Mandarin into its place.  And think what that will do to the Rap industry!  Im mean, the words of Fiddy Cent and Eminem will no longer make sense.  Whoops, my mistake.  They only marginally make sense as it is.

 

CBS The American Network - a doozy

The language on this station is very poor and overall, there's that guttural Yank thing happening eg. Katie Couric constantly growling 'Frum' instead of 'From' but today there was an interesting addition.

The President has 'heightened' taxation on cigarettes.  

 

Mmmm.  More to come as examples present. We'll be back 'momentarily' AND in a moment....

 

 

A great list about writing

If you want to call yourself a writer and would like to make a living from the craft, it is imperative to read this list:

 

http://www.wired.com/beyond_the_beyond/2009/05/eighteen-challenges-in-contemporary-literature

 

'State of Play' a good old fashioned edge of the seat thriller with cred.

Over the years, I haven't really enjoyed much of Russell Crowe's work but in 'State of Play' we see the true craft in this patchy Aussie yobbo rising to the surface.  I am wondering whether it was the mix of fab cast and a director (Scotsman, Kevin McDonald) whose heart is in docos that made this film zing along.  Ben Affleck is tremendously restrained in his role of the senator whose crusading against war-profiteering is at the heart of the story and Rachel McAdam is very believable as the gradually toughening up cadet reporter.  It may sound a bit hokey - there are grubby stereotypical reporters a-plenty in the story and there's an other-world feel about the main set, the newspaper office, reigned over by the wonderful Helen Mirren.  Script is well crafted but for the most part unselfconscious and this has something to do with Russell Crowe's comfort in the part of Cal McCaffrey the investigative reporter with all those quirks - long unkempt hair, daggy car and clothes, recesses of hidden anger, stubborn streaks and the list goes on. 

 

It is pure entertainment and has that essential edge of the seat feel.  Music is restrained and the costumes are very real.  Every plot twist has a sense of the real about it and only a couple of times did I feel that 'ouch' of revelatory sentences catching us up with story.

 

This is a good film jam-packed with strongly researched detail (well, what else would you expect from the director of the Idi Amin film of 2006, 'The Last King of Scotland'?).

 

It's playing on General Release now. Go and see Russell in his most attention-getting role since 'Romper Stomper' and his best since 'L.A. Confidential'.

 


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